Author: Jason of The Brown Chronicles

The funny addressee name of the night is a tie between "Pat McCracken" & "Kathy Biadog." #idgobypatrick #iskathyugly #

Saw a box addressed to a "Michael Flatley, DDS" tonight at work. #lordofthedentists #

Warning on side of very small box: "Must read instructions inside box or risk voiding warranty." # #SpoilerAlert Given what came thru work last night, the ladies should be expecting flowers, pajamagrams and/or Vermont Teddy Bears today. #

This is what I was presented tonight for 15 years of service at UPS. http://t.co/Ms2q9V1 #