Author: Jason of The Brown Chronicles

Even though it is the end of my day, a double-cheeseburger at 6am still seems weird. #

Every Omaha Steaks box has "Prepare to smile…Recipient's Name" & a place for a msg, which is nice unless msg says "Sorry for your loss…" # Another Omaha Steaks box had "Enjoy your new baby!" in msg area, which I hope was not a description & just someone congratulating a new mom. #

Based on the boxes I saw at work tonight: Ladies, you're getting Mrs. Fields Cookies, PajamaGrams & Vermont Teddy Bears for Valentine's Day. #

Saw a box addressed to "Lois Lane" here locally & a few weeks ago it was "Peter Parker." Clark Kent is going to be pissed when he finds out. # Saw a box going to the town of "Cut Off, LA" & it got me wondering if everyone in town wears nothing but #DaisyDukes #